I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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