i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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