In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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