we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Randomize
