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Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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