Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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