'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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