I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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