My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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