There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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