You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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