What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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