No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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