Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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