So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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