why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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