You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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