Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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