id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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