do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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