I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
