Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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