Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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