Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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