508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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