Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He kissed a someone with a penis
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
