If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
