How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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