bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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