Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
