But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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