People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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