it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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