you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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