Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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