my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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