new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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