I just made out with a guy for $7.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
