quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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