she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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