Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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