physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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