idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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