: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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