so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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