How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
she peed on how many people?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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