We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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