You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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