Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
