I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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