scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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