Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
So. Much. Porn.
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