No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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