You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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