god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Do vagina's smell?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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