Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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